So it sounds like they kicked Andy out to me

F'in. B-tches.

I'm really sick of it. I've been a fan for too long and been abused too many ways for this to fly with me anymore. I hope they all have fun with their boyfriend Justine Timberlake.

If Andy left Duran Duran again

I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!

New Video: Dharma Shark and "HIM"

This guy obviously has special powers. I'm 100% positive this is from episode 6.

http://www.youtube.com/v/MpraJYnbVtE

Either I have a cold or it's allergies but

I can't tell the difference between Barry Manilow and Barbara Walters. They've both obviously had work done but how does that happen? I mean I like Barry. I like his music. He's such a fantastic performer, ya know. So I don't really want him looking like her because, well, she grates. I don't understand why she is where she is in the world. For as long as I've seen her she seems to ask people the stupidest questions, which I thought maybe was what made her so popular since most people are stupid and would ask the same questions. But I just think maybe she's not that bright. I would have never known it until "The View". It was bad enough before, when the other hosts were at least afraid of her. But they still made more sense than her. And now with Rosie on, she just seems lost. And then she starts explaining things as if we don't know what's going on. Regis does that to Kelly when he has no idea what she's talking about. I wonder if these people will ever realize that they're the ones who are behind.

But that still doesn't explain why Barry looks exactly like her now. I really hate the plastic surgery. The oldest people with the wrinkliest winkles don't look as bad as most of these plastic surgery junkies. If I were running the government I'd step in and stop it. I think these plastic surgeons are abusing people. They know their problems are psychological and they just keep cutting.

Alright. I put on the humidifier. We'll see what happens.

I'm not worried about his nukes, it's his curling iron that I fear

Now I was a kid who instead of being afraid of spiders or dust bunnies was afraid of nuclear war. And thunder. Thunder was my primary fear, nuclear annihilation was the second. But this whole bruhaha with Kim Jong Il just baffles me. Does the media think we're stupid enough to fall for this stuff? Or are we stupid enough to fall for it?

Here's the thing. The sh*t could hit the fan on this one. It's totally plausible. And the important thing is that the governments of the world are doing their best to make it happen. They pretended Iraq was important because of the exact kind of weapons Kim Kim now has and somehow they want to ignore him and isolate him and use the devil against him. The devil beings sanctions mind you.

Now why in God's name would we do this? Do we not like Japan anymore? Do we really want Hello Kitty to glow in the dark?

How do you continue to ignore the batsh*t ruler of a dictatorship who actually has the bomb. You always hear people saying how lucky we were that we got the bomb before Germany. Hel-lo. Hitler. Kim Jong Il. Hitler. Kim Jong Il. I'm not seeing the freakin' difference except that this guy has a Curling Iron of Death. If it's ceramic, we're f-cked.

I can't believe the stupidity going around right now. It's as if absolutely no one knows what's important and what actually needs attention. Be nice to him. Offer him some AquaNet. Anything to keep the crazy just a wee bit satiated in his need for attention. Otherwise "Jericho" is going to turn into the most interesting show on television.

If I were Madonna

I would have taken back my 3 million dollars and left the kid behind.

Ingrate bastages.

If you've ever liked a movie you'll love The Departed

This is a great movie. It's what movies should be. It's the first time I think I've ever been completely comfortable recommending a movie to people. I have strange tastes so I usually don't encourage people to see movies I like because they may hold it against me. This one should be popular with everyone.
Firstly everyone loves someone in it. If you don't love Leo, you love Jack. And if for some unknown reason you don't like either of them you must be one of those weirdos who loves Matt Damon. Everyone in the cast does a great job but Leo is really amazing here. I've always thought he was a good actor but wow. Now I know what all those teenagers were on about. He was hot. Mark Wahlberg takes on some of the comic relief. There are a couple great quotes from his character.

The movie is about two and a half hours long. I know some people hate long movies but this one doesn't even feel that long. It's so much edge of your seat stuff that you're so into it you don't even remember there is such a thing as time. The story is pretty complex but still easy to follow. There is a lot of double crossing and it almost has a film noir edge to it. But it's definitely a crime thriller. It's basically about the state police in Massachusetts trying to take down the head of an Irish gang, played by Jack Nicholson. He's great of course but it's amazing to see how well Leonardo does in his scenes with him. Those scenes will be classics.
I wouldn't normally say trust me but this one is really good. I intend to see this as many times as possible. In fact I wish I had the DVD right now. I think we're looking at next's Oscar winner. If not I think we're going to have to take out the Academy. I've never really been a huge fan of Martin Scorsese but I definitely think if he's going to win an Oscar it should be for this movie. The songs in the movie were a little heavy handed. Meaning if someone was "out of it", there'd be a song playing about someone being "out of it". They were a little too obvious. Some thing else I found interesting was the amount of audience participation. Lots of gasps, and "Oh no!"s. If your interested there are plenty of clips over at Youtube or you can go over to the official site to wet your appetite.

So much to talk about this Friday.

Sara Evans quit "Dancing with the Stars". That sucks for Willa and Max who got booted the day before.

Okay I think Brian Williams just said that the woman whose apartment caught on fire because that Baseball player crashed into it, is the same woman who the Cat in the Hat balloon tried to kill. Do you remember that? It was insane. She had been at the Thanksgiving Day Parade and was taping the balloons. The balloon crashed into one of the streetlamps and knocked the light part down onto her. Now Dateline or one of those shows back then had showed the footage from her own camera. And so you were seeing it from her perspective, and I'm telling you the Cat in the Hat had it in for her. It was boppin' along, stopped right in front of her, turned and looked down to face her and it was leering at her. It was scary. Then it crashed into the pole and she was badly hurt.

Now suddenly out of nowhere, that plane took a ridiculous turn into her apartment building and hit her apartment? That is the most F-ed up thing I've ever heard in all my life. I've thought in the past that my life could have been cursed because of bad luck. I know it's not likely but I don't completely rule out stuff like that. But this? What could that be? It's not just bad karma. Something has to be after her. I totally freaked out when I just heard that. It's David Lynchian.

Bono and Oprah and Red Stuff. It's a good idea, but even though Bono is the least of the offenders, I'm sick of celebrities being so much better than me. Honestly, if I had their money, I'd be doing the same thing but I wouldn't be constantly talking down to people while putting my hand out. And evil fascist that I now am I think the world is overpopulated and maybe some of this stuff is supposed to happen. If we save everyone, we'll be eating Soylent Green in no time.

And let Madonna buy an African if she wants. I don't understand why if Angelina Jolie does it she's a saint, but Madonna does it and somehow it's evil. What is it the fish lips that make her so much better than everyone else? Oh no it's that she steals people's husbands with those fish lips. Oh yeah, I forgot.

Oh and I don't like LOST anymore. Now I have no more must see TV shows. Not one.

Give Foley his job back

I'm watching Larry King right now and this guy/kid whatever he is is really good-looking. So poor Foley probably couldn't help himself. I mean if you're one of them perverts and someone that good-looking was around you all the time you'd have to have some insane restraint.

btw, My "LOST" theory is garbage after Wednesday. I really think they should change the title of the show since they're not actually lost.

Nicole Ritchie doll