So much to talk about this Friday.

Sara Evans quit "Dancing with the Stars". That sucks for Willa and Max who got booted the day before.

Okay I think Brian Williams just said that the woman whose apartment caught on fire because that Baseball player crashed into it, is the same woman who the Cat in the Hat balloon tried to kill. Do you remember that? It was insane. She had been at the Thanksgiving Day Parade and was taping the balloons. The balloon crashed into one of the streetlamps and knocked the light part down onto her. Now Dateline or one of those shows back then had showed the footage from her own camera. And so you were seeing it from her perspective, and I'm telling you the Cat in the Hat had it in for her. It was boppin' along, stopped right in front of her, turned and looked down to face her and it was leering at her. It was scary. Then it crashed into the pole and she was badly hurt.

Now suddenly out of nowhere, that plane took a ridiculous turn into her apartment building and hit her apartment? That is the most F-ed up thing I've ever heard in all my life. I've thought in the past that my life could have been cursed because of bad luck. I know it's not likely but I don't completely rule out stuff like that. But this? What could that be? It's not just bad karma. Something has to be after her. I totally freaked out when I just heard that. It's David Lynchian.

Bono and Oprah and Red Stuff. It's a good idea, but even though Bono is the least of the offenders, I'm sick of celebrities being so much better than me. Honestly, if I had their money, I'd be doing the same thing but I wouldn't be constantly talking down to people while putting my hand out. And evil fascist that I now am I think the world is overpopulated and maybe some of this stuff is supposed to happen. If we save everyone, we'll be eating Soylent Green in no time.

And let Madonna buy an African if she wants. I don't understand why if Angelina Jolie does it she's a saint, but Madonna does it and somehow it's evil. What is it the fish lips that make her so much better than everyone else? Oh no it's that she steals people's husbands with those fish lips. Oh yeah, I forgot.

Oh and I don't like LOST anymore. Now I have no more must see TV shows. Not one.