Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I'm not worried about his nukes, it's his curling iron that I fear

Now I was a kid who instead of being afraid of spiders or dust bunnies was afraid of nuclear war. And thunder. Thunder was my primary fear, nuclear annihilation was the second. But this whole bruhaha with Kim Jong Il just baffles me. Does the media think we're stupid enough to fall for this stuff? Or are we stupid enough to fall for it?

Here's the thing. The sh*t could hit the fan on this one. It's totally plausible. And the important thing is that the governments of the world are doing their best to make it happen. They pretended Iraq was important because of the exact kind of weapons Kim Kim now has and somehow they want to ignore him and isolate him and use the devil against him. The devil beings sanctions mind you.

Now why in God's name would we do this? Do we not like Japan anymore? Do we really want Hello Kitty to glow in the dark?

How do you continue to ignore the batsh*t ruler of a dictatorship who actually has the bomb. You always hear people saying how lucky we were that we got the bomb before Germany. Hel-lo. Hitler. Kim Jong Il. Hitler. Kim Jong Il. I'm not seeing the freakin' difference except that this guy has a Curling Iron of Death. If it's ceramic, we're f-cked.

I can't believe the stupidity going around right now. It's as if absolutely no one knows what's important and what actually needs attention. Be nice to him. Offer him some AquaNet. Anything to keep the crazy just a wee bit satiated in his need for attention. Otherwise "Jericho" is going to turn into the most interesting show on television.

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