This is the End

My only friend, the End.

Well it looks like it folks. I thought maybe we could get Superman to pick up the entire Middle East and hurtle it out into space. It'd save us all a big headache. But then I remembered that he's got his own problems with the box office numbers. So we're on our own.

I mean it's basically a gigantic family fued of global proportions. The Bible's been around for a long time. You'd think with all the advanced warning people would have figured a way to never get to the those last pages but here we are. I thought maybe the bird flu would save us. You know, get rid of a huge chunk of the population of Earth and it would give everyone more breathing room. So then the extra oxygen going into our brains would allow everyone to THINK. I can't believe humanity is this stupid. And it's all about God when you really get down to it. He must be so embarassed.